He knows a guy that builds auto plants. Name is John. No last name. All he does is build auto plants. No other buildings. He’s got a PhD in auto plant building. Not many people know you can get a degree in that. Too specific they say. I don’t know about that. But I do know John is very smart. Not as smart as me.…

Asking a fast food restaurant to cut your burger in half should be a felony.

Dipshit needs to just learn how to call corporate. There is a website and everything.

I love how this reads like they’re talking about an invasive species.

Also highly possible that people made a reservation planning to buy one and flip it, then backed out when they realized that wasn’t going to work out in their favor

I was one of the morons that put a deposit on one of these pieces of garbage. I took the refund when it became apparent that Muskrat wouldn’t hold the initially promised price, and the quality was going to shit. Then he went all nazi.

No matter what it looked like at the intro, the performance per dollar was amazing…

Most of them were never really serious. The reservation fee was refundable

What happened to the other 973,000 reservations?  1 million reservations is an impressive number, the 97.3% of them canceling before getting the vehicle is even more impressive, in a bad way.

I’m far from a Disney defender but using their ship as the preview image was a little clickbait-ey.

“I like that Dark Brandon idea, I’m gonna steal it.”

Musk campaigning for Trump with his “Dark Maga” hat and theme seems even scarier than just Trump being elected. I suspect when they say “Dark Maga”, they truly have some nasty ideas waiting to implement. 

Someone’s riding that used car bubble until it pops.

I do not see why a 24 year old Subaru would be worth 8k? It is in great shape, but still.

Not worth 8K.

No Dice.

It would need to be closer to $3K. There are LOTS of these still around, being an unmolested N/A Forester with an auto transmission isn’t that special... the only thing that makes this one stand out is that it hasn’t really been used the way it’s supposed to (which is kind of shame, really).

Didn’t a Jalopnik writer want to join a race team to see the data, here is your chance! 

Corn dog?  Looks more like an egg roll.

I was thinking Liar Liar

So, you use a Disney ship for the splash page but they aren’t even on the list? Bad journalism.

Rule 8: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Shoulda hired someone else to do it, like Smollett, then you could at least pretend for a few weeks like you were a victim before the “attackers” get caught and rat you out.