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These rightwing, puritanical, nutcases are on the march all across America, and there is just so much complacency about it. Do people not realize that they are dead set on recreating America as a Taliban-like state? Do they really believe that they won’t be coming for them too? Right now it is LGBT issues, abortion,

This is literally the worst comment I’ve ever read on the internet in my entire life.

Seconding the Emmy love for Mandy Moore. She does not get enough credit for everything she does on the show.

Yeah this article is a terrible idea. A little redundancy is never a bad thing. Why not have it so can recover accidental deleted from Recycle Bin and failing that, recover from cloud storage. Its a solution that is guaranteed to generate greater problems later.

They ought to ban ALL OF THEM. Propylene Glycol? WTF? That might explain why seltzers made with it have an odd taste to them. Same shit used in anti-freeze.

Utah is an absolutely gorgeous state that is regrettably filled with dipshits and crazies.

I struggle with the maths.

....why? The article linked didn’t give an explanation as to why ethyl alcohol is being banned. Is it bad for you? Is it anti-Mormon? I don’t get it.

This third type of person is probably the 75% majority!

“Growing up, and right up until writing this article, I always thought that drinking a carbonated beverage would help settle an upset stomach.”

What kind of fake news is this? What about the third type of person who isn’t a psycho and just eats their fries in between bites of burger until both are gone?

Are we talking fast food? Because you 100% have to have a few fries before you even get the bag home.

I don’t know what culture requiring such rigorousness you people grew up in but if you must do this, why would you want to eat cold fries?

What, you don’t think it’d be just as convenient to search through your non-local backups for a file that’s hopefully the most up-to-date version? And as we all know, the average user is always diligent about their backups.

Stupid.

I’m an alternator, but I always start with the fries. They get cold faster and hot fries are the best.

STOMACH TROUBLES? HERE IS SOME ADVICE!

1) Despite how much money you save, stop eating seafood at the buffet located between the on-ramp and strip club just before closing.
2) Just because your friends say hello that way, you can’t take a punch in the gut everyday. Also get new friends, you’ve been out of high school

You can just say “bullshit” here, it’s ok.

What are you talking about? You put the styrofoam cup in the recycle bin, and the story ends there for you.

styrofoam cups are used because they retain heat best and are recyclable.