I was camping last year and saw a trail of lights in perfect synchronization moving in parallel. Everyone started freaking out and assumed the worst, until I said “Oh, that’s just Starlink satellites entering orbit.” 

Someone’s been binging on too much maple syrup and poutine.

I am with you bud, our Odyssey handles our transport of kids, dog and in laws. 

Kitchen doctrine is to never purchase things that require printed images to function. It will always come off, likely the first and only flaw.

I think some of these “old/new” cars could be a dealer-used car that is just now being sold. I’ve seen cars being sold that the parts department used, or the dealers owner or spouse or kids drove for a year. It is never titled when the “dealer” uses it and comes with the factory warranty but sold at a used car price.

I think it’s better. Already comes with a load of features and you can go through and choose all the other options, it’s just not called a package. You can tailor it to your needs. Sometimes a package has a feature you don’t want but give in due to wanting all the other features.

Jesus Christ that plastic black cladding! The spirits of Pontiacs of yore are still hanging around.

The real lede is that 3,365 people handed over their driver’s license and credit card information and then proceeded to steal a car. /s

We also had a black Catwoman in Halle Berry in 2004, though maybe that’s just better forgotten.

I get the idea of being a mostly back end EIC, but Patrick didn’t write a ton and you still felt his presence all over the site. There was tons of communication from all of the editors here on what was going on, and I never got that from Jalopnik under Rory

Maybe the new contract banned slideshows. Fingers crossed...

I do think there are some sanctions that are going to have an affect on the wealthy - frozen bank accounts and increased difficulty transferring funds. Naturally, they have money pretty much everywhere and a ton of it is going to be easy to convert into liquid assets. But, the fewer resources available to oligarchs is…

Not everything is terrible or a crisis, not every article calls for snark, and not everything is getting worse all the time.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that the thing we want most is no more slideshows!

As a 40-something year old person, old enough to remember when the Soviet Union was on the nightly ABC news with Peter Jennings, where it was a country that made international headlines when the first McDonald’s opened there, and when Reagan made them enemy No 1 it is astounding how rapidly Russia’s status has reverted…

What would you like to see more of at Jalopnik as a site?

Then I’ll just drive half the way to work.

I also don’t think people were actually expecting a large scale war in Europe. 

how god damn expensive has has gotten

The irony is that this weekend I saw the highest gas prices of my lifetime and saw my first Buggati Veyron on the road in my city.