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The first one may not have contained “reworked” ones but rather the same mixture anyways.

Good

Oh man I gotta poop. Let me hop in the car and drive an hour into Boston to do it though. Sorry but $1500/month isn’t enough for me to want to go into Boston to begin with.

However insurance companies can deny you coverage for leaving your car unlocked and it getting burglarized.

Looks like Kinja fucked up Instagram embeds now in addition to YouTube

I miss both stef and Kristen (especially Fancy Kristen) immensely. Those two wrote some great articles long with Torch’s off-beat info-heavy stuff and Tracy’s amigoingtogettetanusthisweek articles lol.

All the good writers left, they hired back the NYT reject Erin who constantly writes (wrote?) shitty take articles like the one where she said people looting from trains were just down on their luck and probably needed the stuff they were stealing.

This. Red vines are rounder and softer than Twizzlers

Wait so it’s just MCD’s getting rid of it? But other places still have it? And you can still go into a store and buy bottles of it?

There’s a pic of the grotesque bug right at the top. Oh. You mean the car.

Seeing how he’s got some kind of “grillz” - what looks to be gemstones - I doubt it

300 up 12 down

I like french’s fried onions on a hot dog (sandwich) with bbq sauce and melted cheese. So good.

100% this. Beat me to it. Also JJ’s doesn’t even have a toaster. They can’t toast your sub! Who greenlit that stupid idea?

People still use Craigslist? Every time I look it’s full of scams and auto dealers

He has 1/1000 the talent of Craig Turd Ferguson

I’m Not Jesus by Corey Taylor with Apocalyptica is great as well on that kidna theme

Yea it is. I’m tempted to upgrade my old 1070 lol

Checking your order takes 10 seconds.

Checking your order in a drive thru is holding up the line and not as easy.