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Popeyes makes me pull forward and wait like 95% of the time, even if there’s nobody else in the line.

It depends. If it’s a huge-ass line (like at DQ) then I’ll usually go in as going in is almost always faster. But I went to Dunkins the other day for my wife and there was a long drive-thru line so I went in. In the meantime not 1 but 3 cars that pulled in after me went through the drive-thru window and left while I

Yes, I’m here from Jalopnik, why do you ask?

I got one for a motorcycle I’m selling. First hint was a Nevada area code where I’m in MA. The dead ringer was “I’ll dispatch a cashier’s check with an extra $50 as a thank you”

See that just makes things messier honestly. Why don’t the good gods stop the bad ones? Likewise why don’t the bad ones kill off the good ones and take over?

Also if there was a god who was “all-knowing, yada-yada whatever” why do people praise this god for silly things like winning a sports game when that same god is letting children get raped and murdered?

I can’t see the appeal of Discord. It’s like a 2000's chatroom. A standard forum layout with separate threads and whatnot seems so much better than a 3980573298 mile long chat list.

I’ve got some clover randomly throughout the lawn that seems to mostly be rabbit food

The pot pies always burned the crust but had frozen centers. :(

Blippi is this generation’s Barney. Except the guy who plays Blippi is an actual fucking weirdo.

Replant an acre every 2-3 years? Nah. I’ll keep my grass that all I ever actually do to it is mow it.

My wife bought some delicious-looking chicken pot pies but I haven’t bothered with them because they take 50-60 minutes in the oven.

I didn’t because fuck video “articles”

Waiting for History to go kaput after getting rid of all the good shows and instead forcing reruns of Pickers and Ancient Aliens on everyone.

Is a tossed salad with scrambled egg a sandwich?

I have the Deco AX3000 system and it’s been wonderful so far. My only gripe is that they don’t have a USB port for hooking my WD 6TB backup HDD to. Instead I have it hooked into my old router that’s then hooked to a Deco unit. I also wish I had bought the 3-pack instead of the two to get the last corner of my house

I have the Deco AX3000 system and it’s been wonderful so far. My only gripe is that they don’t have a USB port for

Same. Country Crock was all my mom bought. Real butter is soooo much better

Never heard of them

They mayor of Boston part maybe? And, you know, the fact that he’s literally holding a Dunkin cup in his hand in the photo?

Oh I know. Whoever designed that “pit” was a complete moron