From the line under the headline:

Not sure what’s worse - a video article with no transcription or a slideshow.

I’d say to depends on the kind of fight. Two kids hashing it out after school, sure there’s rules.

This stuff is more spicy than French dressing.

Isn’t this basically a horseradish sauce? Something like the aptly named “Secret Sauce” from Sweet Baby Ray’s and others?

We used to have those vapor-catching hoods on the pump handles here in MA but they went away after a few years. Haven’t seen them in a while now.

Beat me to it

My wife tends to tape them to the cabinets in the playroom for a while and just changes them out as needed and tosses the old ones.

It really does.

If you buy cream cheese in blocks, you can even just eat it like a candy bar,

Battlefield 4. That game was so insane when it came out. 

Battlefield 4. That game was so insane when it came out. 

A blood orange is worse tasting than a grapefruit though

It’s not. The amount of things you need to do to be able to own one is crazy. It’s not your right-wing Joe Blow neighbor who owns one.

blood orange has entered the chat

Because it’s fucking gross. Along with blood orange.

They never take any guns

In the video game, though, Rittenhouse probably loses because other players are also armed and can shoot back.

It comes after the “How to steal from your company” article from last week. My guess is someone got caught.

Had a friend that worked at a supermarket that had the fresh pizza turntable thing. They’d throw them out after a set amount of time. His boss told him to get the pizzas and throw them in the dumpster. He ate a slice on the way out and they fired him for stealing