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Funny how this comes not long after the “How tos teal from your workplace” article.

I see so many people on my daily commute that are so scatterbrained with their signals.

just slow down and let them in.

You’re leaving one road and turning onto another. Being in a turn only lane doesn’t matter honestly.

I had no idea what song they were talking about until I watched that video. That song is literally on rotation with her song every christmas season. I hear both equally as much honestly.

Sounds to me like it was a totally different song but with the same title.

White guy who grew up in MA here - my entire life it’s been referred to as a “cookout”.

It amazes me how utterly braindead people can truly be.

So much this. So many times I get people in the slow lane on the highway that see a break and shoot in a 15MPH when the car coming up is closing that gap at ~70. Don’t be stupid.

My motorcycle has cruise control ffs lol

There’s a roundabout when I get off the highway every day and people IN THE ROUNDABOUT will still STOP DEAD and wave me in. Like, NOOOOO THAT’S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.

Yield signs? What are those? Might as well be invisible. Now stop signs - THOSE are the REAL yield signs.

As a motorcyclist I make sure I can see the driver’s face in their mirror. If I can’t I either move so I can or speed up to get at least next to them.

using them when you’re already in a turn-only lane (especially an Exit-only lane) doesn’t make much sense to me.

1000000000% this. Here in MA every onramp has a giant YIELD sign that everyone 100% ignores.

People do that shit here all the time. Stopping to make a left? “Let me just move my car ALLLLLLL the way to the right so nobody can drive around me”

Exactly. You need a front window down in addition to a back one. Just doing both back ones makes it WORSE

First, the left lane is for passing, but this rule is ignored entirely in the VA/MD/DC area literally fucking everywhere.

Ah that make sense then

Except if you actually tap on one of the GIFs it says “Instagram doesn’t support image insertion here”