Eminently Reasonable White Man

eminentlyreasonablewhiteman

6/28/16

Errrrr...

6/28/16

My only real criticism of them is the attempt to cross the river.

6/28/16

A “female”, oddly enough.

6/28/16

You’re just making that up.

6/28/16

Which wouldn’t have happened if he had planned a proper food source and contact plan.

6/28/16

lol

6/28/16

Your joke sucked.

6/28/16

lol

6/28/16

Jia,

6/28/16

Whatever gets your pen in the ink, bro.

6/28/16

You know as much about penises as Doofen knows about valet parking.

6/28/16

You’re a goddamn genius.

6/28/16

He didn’t buy the frozen meals.

6/28/16

lol

6/28/16

Piles of money.

6/27/16

Because your people told him that you weren’t available.

6/27/16

You don’t know what you’re talking about, but that’s okay.

6/27/16

lol

6/27/16

I’ll guarantee that I know a lot more extremely wealthy people than the guy who can’t afford a six-figure car and has never used valet parking.

6/27/16

You obviously don’t “know” many truly rich people.