I impress my date with my six-figure car and the tip I leave the valet.

“High earning professionals” probably rent a space full-time.

I really don’t think you need to be afraid on the subway. They’re not that dangerous for you or your watch.

Doofen is a huge racist troll.

“... you have another thing coming...”

It’s just you.

“...the population of Jordan exploded from 5 to 7 million in just 15 years.”

Axes are too slow. You get one swing then his buddy is eating your face.

Go fuck yourself.

lol

“I cannot even with her”

The poster you’re responding to is, or was on his former account, an incredibly misogynist stalker. So, his ageism comes as no surprise.

You are a bad person and you should feel bad. The truth is not welcome here.

You’re a fucking idiot.

“I only know what like 30 percent of those words mean.”

Don’t lie, you queen.

What do you think affluent means?

How’s that job search going, Hamno?

Oh, Christ.

God dammit.