I don’t think she claims to be.

“reliable” x 2.

It’s sort of sad that they think they’re “reporters".

Hey, Ellie?

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

You should offer $10,000 for the originals.

lol

Well, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

I happily drink Miller Lite.

She’s also full of shit.

Don’t quit your day job.

“Though her recent successes are few and far between...”

No.

This.

lol

Language, young lady.

Randilyn, is that you?

Everything you wrote may be true, but they’ll both have a job this time next month.

Oprah is not a parent in any sense of the word.