Time for a new boyfriend?

I feel like clarifying that it was the MOTHER as opposed to a STRANGER who killed the children takes it to a new level of awful and is absolutely pertinent to the story.

lol Go on, get your stale whiskey scented hug from Dad.

Yeesh. Johnny Depp turned into Riff Raff?

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

ummm....Dad? You can drop me off a couple blocks away. I need the exercise, so...

Pretty sure Josh is eating with CAG guys; SEALS wouldn’t miss a chance to be in the photo. ;) (Ah, interservice competitiveness.)

He didn’t even give her a chance to say anything before he started berating her.

I’m sure there are ethnic Armenians who say, “Well, if we’d just been more loyal subjects and hadn’t sympathized so much with Russia, the Turks wouldn’t have had any problems with us.”

Every time she says something crazy I unsuccessfully try to keep myself from Googling pictures of her sweet snootch. Failed again. :/

The only way this hell gets more fresh is if Trump names her as his running mate.

+1 from me. Well done to the police for not getting out and punching him in the fucking throat. His parent should grow a pair and replace his car with a pink convertible Barina until he learns to shut his mouth. And to top it off, everyone else should go to every crack den they can find to spread the rumor he hides an…

There is an app for that...

I wish it said “suck my dick”. I mean she’s 81. why not!

All of this. There is quite clearly no cause of action against the movie theater, and the fact that the suit was filed in the first place (because of the questionable legal ethics and greed of the plaintiffs’ attorneys that filed it) is the buried lede here.

Cinemark offered them free movie passes instead.

Our sheriffs still do old fashioned beat downs with clubs in Calfornia.

Nah, just a simple beating followed by a civil forfeiture of his car(s) because they felt like it

Good thing it was in polite Britain. Had that been in good ol’ Murica I suspect a tazin might have been in order.

Didn’t need to watch the video (or even read the headline), if he regularly posts videos to YouTube, yet still holds his phone in portrait mode when shooting video, that tells me all I need to know about him.