Time for a new boyfriend?

I feel like clarifying that it was the MOTHER as opposed to a STRANGER who killed the children takes it to a new level of awful and is absolutely pertinent to the story.

lol Go on, get your stale whiskey scented hug from Dad.

Yeesh. Johnny Depp turned into Riff Raff?

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

ummm....Dad? You can drop me off a couple blocks away. I need the exercise, so...

Pretty sure Josh is eating with CAG guys; SEALS wouldn’t miss a chance to be in the photo. ;) (Ah, interservice competitiveness.)

He didn’t even give her a chance to say anything before he started berating her.

I’m sure there are ethnic Armenians who say, “Well, if we’d just been more loyal subjects and hadn’t sympathized so much with Russia, the Turks wouldn’t have had any problems with us.”

Every time she says something crazy I unsuccessfully try to keep myself from Googling pictures of her sweet snootch. Failed again. :/

The only way this hell gets more fresh is if Trump names her as his running mate.

+1 from me. Well done to the police for not getting out and punching him in the fucking throat. His parent should grow a pair and replace his car with a pink convertible Barina until he learns to shut his mouth. And to top it off, everyone else should go to every crack den they can find to spread the rumor he hides an…

Darn.

Our sheriffs still do old fashioned beat downs with clubs in Calfornia.

Nah, just a simple beating followed by a civil forfeiture of his car(s) because they felt like it

Good thing it was in polite Britain. Had that been in good ol’ Murica I suspect a tazin might have been in order.

OH SHIT IM A PEDOPHILE. THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW!

Slow your fucking roll.

I think you’re the only one here that is “weird,” don’t project your own social hangups onto other people. Talking about personal grooming with friends *is* perfectly natural, and I can think of many ways it could come up in everyday conversation.

Whatever