The lighting in the video is what really sells it for me. For all the inventive design Mario levels have had, the lighting’s been what’s changed the least (except for that “spotlight” feature, which I’m not nuts about). The danger is that Mario’s always felt like a dream world to me, and hyper-realistic lighting could…

He kind of looks like he’s the size of a dude wearing a Mario suit, like the kind who would be at conventions and theme parks. Mario should be about four feet tall, maybe...

I totally agree!

Illy-Gulls. A hard-rock lesbian Flock Of Seagulls tribute band.

I wanna call him The Scarlet Pontiff and I wanna know what his deal is right now.

Stargate?

Oh that would have been an INSANE movie. You got me thinking about Dread Pirate Robots now. Thanks for that.

Alaska.

If I was a criminal, I’d be scared out of my mind!

I feel like you would need an adamantium skeleton in order to support that suit. Looks so freakin’ heavy.

I think with a clip to hold it onto the belt, it might be slightly smaller than an old Walkman.

Am I crazy, or would the addition of a battery pack and headphone jack make this a replacement for my iPod?

I was thinking the exact same thing! I thought I was the only one.

Oh my god, an F-Zero game with the whole zero-gravity fun of Mario Kart 8? You read my mind.

Honestly, what this trailer is making me want is an original Disney game. Not a game with Disnet characters, but to have a bunch of the people from Disney animation create a movie that you play as a game. Totally original, totally Disney... I think it’d be real cool.

I know we’re all focusing on the pervy nature of this, but honestly, I think this is kind of cool... I really hope that it’s not just the house and the girl, if we can go to the beach or walk down a winding road or visit a little seaside town with funny, endearing characters, I could be really into this. I’m…

Hashbrown no filter.

Doc Brown playing with Legos... my childhood sort of folded in on itself to create a superdense singularity of nostalgia.

I know, it’s gonna be such a blow when he finally leaves us.

Thanks for the reminder of OUYA, I always forget about that thing.