emilypostpunk
Emily Post-Punk
emilypostpunk

Doesn't understand or just doesn't give a fuck? I'm leaning towards the latter.

Likewise, I know a woman who avoided having pelvic exams for most if not all of her adult life until she was forced to deal with it when she needed to be hospitalized to remove the very large number of very large cysts that were partying all up in her business. Also a rare scenario, but even going in once every five

I don't like any of those bands either. Or Beyonce. I'm sorry.

...as far as you know.

I would much rather have a musician whose work I don't like turn out to be a good person than have a musician whose work I do like turn out to be a jerk.

Which is 100% completely fucking awesome and makes both me & my super obnoxious black rescue kitty very happy.

Don't mind me. I'm old.

This is the only thing he's ever done that's worth a shit.

If you call it Micropilates, they will come.

Not to mention use of the word "partaking" to be sure to point out that they might be getting high as well. Ugh.

Congratulations on being an asshole? Jesus fuck.

Because OBVIOUSLY a hairy pussy is a dirty pussy.

Are you sure?

People over 30 go to school. Really.

I was at the Dead Kennedys police riot. Good times!

SLO is a great place to live if you're a white person with money. Ugh.

People wonder why I want to move out of the hip liberal college town of San Luis Obispo. There are several reasons, but this is one of the more grating.

No sweat. Twitter has its share of issues, no doubt about that.