the greatest trick the billionaire ever pulled was convincing the hundredaire he actually cared.

I know !!! I’m still really enjoying it and Kristin Chenowith is a mini goddess.

Ok so this is not related to this dirt bag in anyway but I had a peak 2016 moment today and I need to tell someone about it.

While I disagree with your use of the word bitch, because I’m the annoying kind of feminist, I agree with the sentiment wholeheartedly. The reason we’re in this quagmire is because people thought their protest vote made them a special snowflake and wouldn’t matter. Clearly it didn’t make them somehow better, and it…

I am surprised but delighted to learn that Oprah is the savage af one in their bff relationship.

The biggest bullies towards my sister and me in school were the Jesus-iest girls ever. They attended all church services, youth activities, retreats, etc. And these girls made damn sure to let us know, especially when adults weren’t around, that our entire family would rot in hell for all eternity. Another girl told…

Yes, he says, all men should be penetrated at some point. And not as in emotions. He means: All men should be fucked. “I think it would help them understand women...

Seriously? Commenters ARE horrible quite a lot of the time—even here. Can you really blame her?

She was one of the best dirtbag writers Jezebel will ever have had. Like laugh out loud funny! What she does on twitter is invaluable.

We can have interdimensional tentacled monsters in Guardians but not in Watchmen. I think this settles every Marvel vs DC argument ever.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

My mother kind of hates me at the moment for showing her “You’re Welcome” because it’s so. Damn. CATCHY.

The last time those really high cuts were trendy was something like 27 years ago and they should have never come back into fashion. It’s obvious they’re not doing this beautiful woman any favours so why/how on earth are they supposed to work for anyone else?

So, on the awkward scale; where does “walking the catwalk around your ex in lingerie for national broadcast” fall?

I haven’t seen the movie, but I’ve heard “You’re Welcome” and I love it.

“We Know the Way” is my jam.

Why is this post in Q&A form?

Here’s a question- how come no one realizes that, in fact, Do You Wanna Build A Snowman is the best song from Frozen?!?!

Who is watching Ray Donovan? I hear people talking about Masters of Sex and even Shameless, but Donovan? Never.

How inclusive of this human cattle auction.