So, any politicians out there going to call this guy a terrorist? If he was Muslim you know you would. If he had been waving the flag of Islam and then started killing police? You absolutely would. So, how about this guy? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah, didn’t fucking think so. Cowards.

Was that about the Full House uncle who did a Bullwinkle impression? Robert Stack cracked that case on Unsolved Mysteries years ago

In happier news, a woman who was born prior to women being allowed to vote just cast her ballot for Hillary Clinton. It’s pretty incredible to think all that this woman has seen in her lifetime and that she is alive today to not only vote but for the first female presidential candidate.

She said she’s putting him in charge of the economy, among other things..

Have you seen her tirade against John Oliver, where she called him a corporate comedian and blamed him for her sagging donations?

DAMNIT JANET!

This is much ado about nothing. It was just a joke. It’s not like anyone has ever used violent imagery to suggest that politicians they disagree with should be shot, then someone actually went and shot those people!

Brad Pitt’s never done it for me.

To applaud how far we’ve come:

I really thought you were going to go somewhere else with this and was completely prepared to hate you. lol

Right?

This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

Right? Who dates Mariah Carey and expects her to be anything other than Head Diva In Charge?

Of all the reasons to break up with someone (excluding things that are illegal), ‘because they are involved in scientology or listen to those who are’ is a pretty unimpeachable one.

Costume looks cool. Maybe it’s time to remember that Halloween is about having fun for the night, not getting pedantic about the proper interpretation of a comic book character.

WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AND PUT IT IN WRITING.

Fucking good. She should resign. It’s appalling that she leaked the questions from CNN, or that she even got them in the first place. And setting aside how stupid it was to leak things in general, she should at least have had the damn tradecraft to do it over the phone and not in a fucking email. And also, apparently…

Jamal, DeShawn, Imani, Diamond, Jazmin, Darnell, Terrance, Tyrone... the list goes on...

Incorrect. 5% longer ride = more money.
I have reported drivers for going off GPS and costing me more $$ and Uber ALWAYS refunds me the amount the driver fucked up.

I don’t give a fuck if it’s $1. It’s my goddamn dollar and it’s not up to someone else to take it from me because they think they can make a few extra…