Omg this is excellent

EXACTLY

I feel like the most convincing part of this (I mean, of that this instance is a part of an abusive tactic) is that he’s asking for $100,000. It’s not half or all, he’s like I believe you a part of this ten percent. Like, just enough to rope her in without actually saying he thinks she’s responsible for paying it.

Mike on Stranger Things was the worst actor I’ve ever seen in my life and I did high school theatre. Other than that it was great.

Omg I actually know who all of these people are without the names! Finally! Bobby, you can’t confuse me this time!

SAME

That’s an excellent rationalisation and it makes me realize why some people would do it, but the fact that it seemed like the tipping point for the infected man to go to the cops is crazy to me. Like, no, you’re under no legal obligation to tell complete strangers who you will have no physical content with about your…

Ok, I think it’s all sorts of fucked up to not tell someone if you have an STD but the fact that this guy was like “he didn’t have it on his dating profile” is so fucked. No, it’s not gonna be on his dating profile. That should NOT be expected of him. At all.

omg I hate elf on a shelf

I still have beef with Shutter Island because my friend’s dad TOLD ME THE ENDING when I said “I want to see Shutter Island” and he was like “oh I knew [ending] in a minute” and literally gave it away I was so pissed.

This is what my aunt’s tree looks like every year. A fat, lumpy, needle tumor. It’s revolting and I have to spend Christmas there this year instead of in my house with my perfect Christmas tree.

No, I totally understand what they’re saying. When people tell me they like my blue jeans, I scream “THEYRE NAVY” and breathe fire.

My mom works for the same health system that my grandmother is in (nursing home) and she’s on the ethics board and nurses and aides like fucking constantly just tell her things she’s not supposed to know (because they don’t know she’s part of the system) and she doesn’t report it because it’s never anything big,…

That’s what I figured but it still made me laugh out loud. Own your inner Freudian slipping diva. She wants to be free.

Ok not sure if it was on purpose but “pot/kettle” makes me think you’re saying that you’re inhumanly gorgeous like Olivia Wilde and if you meant it like that, I love you and your confidence and if you didn’t, own it. It brought me joy.

Ok not sure if it was on purpose but “pot/kettle” makes me think you’re saying that inhumanly gorgeous like Olivia Wilde and if you meant it like that, I love you and your confidence and if you didn’t, own it. It brought me joy.

I don’t even think it’s because it was supposed to be private but she could have just told Swinton that it wasn’t her job to educate anyone and she didn’t. She could have told the world, I tried to help her understand because she asked but I just don’t think she really got it.

Right? Like she was saying that Swinton was like “I have a black friend”-ing her but she told her to create platforms for Asian Americans in film and Swinton was like oh yeah I’m actually working on something like that. So.

I’m not saying it’s their fault. Because it can still be super shitty for someone who it won’t make cry. It’s shitty. If planes had the type of seats where the seat itself moved forward when the back went down, cool. I’d be cool. If there was more space, fine. But they don’t and there isn’t so go to hell.

The person behind you would also like to sleep and also to eat which they can’t do when nothing will fit on their tray table because you’re at a 140 degree angle.