I’m so happy he’s publicly down with this. It’s helps. And also exactly what you said, at its core this show is really about Fiona. Like, I’m confident she has more than four times the screen time that he does so even though he’s a bigger star, she definitely deserves at least the same salary given how much more work…

I really and truly do not get this outrage. I have always kissed my parents and will probably kiss my future kids. It’s not weird. It’s a little peck. Nbd.  

I feel like I would be more surprised if Lamar Odom wasn’t going to rehab. He seems like he’s gonna need rehab every year for the rest of his life. Even if it’s just precautionary. And I’m not even trying to be snarky.

I don’t care tbh. It’s like a chalkboard on my soul.

I will not take that. I would 1000x rather hear Travolta. 1000000000000x. It’s fucking terrible.

HARVEY FIERSTEIN’S EDNA VOICE IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKING WALL

I have legitimately written college papers on how using “bitch” is feminist. I will admit this isn’t really one of the cases where I can defend it, but I couldn’t think of another word and I love swearing and also I think that even though I was clearly not using this definition explicitly, nothing is more insulting to…

The thing is, if you’re not going to vote for Trump, vote for Hillary. Like, I get you don’t support her either, but at this point, if you say you’re against him, then you’re for her so stop being such a little fucking bitch and vote for Hillary. If you feel so strongly that you’re willing to go against the electoral…

I guffawed (Siri tells me that’s the right spelling)

I met Lindy at her book signing and got to tell her how much I loved her wedding dress while my aunt complimented her hair. We felt like great feminists.

I fucking love Satanists

I feel like it’s far more likely to assume that he wants to be his own person and doesn’t like when people assume he’s special or interesting because of his specia and interesting genes. Like, do they want to date you because they are attracted to you, or because you’re a conversation piece.

He tried this at my college and everyone he spoke to was extremely informed on the issues and had coherent opinions and he kept making fun of them and acting like the things they said were stupid and dumb youthful liberal shit because the Fox News operating method is to just be completely out of touch with reality but…

i love you, kara

What’s that quoting?

I wish his actual stage name included the [sic]

I don’t even have a problem with the style, it’s just very forward as you walk towards your ex. I mean, I’m not a fan of it, but like you get used to being nakedish in front of people I’m guessing as a model but like, there is no hiding the awkward here.

If she was wearing normal lingerie, I’d say less awkward for her than for a normal though still awkward, but no level of Being A Model could account for the vag wedgie going on right there.

I also love “I am Moana” and “You’re Welcome” should be widely celebrated.

It’s “to” and I wouldn’t be this upset if Romney had won last time or basically any other republican. Just this shit bag.