Herman’s looking for fucking pockets. Not seam pockets.

Herman’s looking for fucking pockets. Not seam pockets.

You sound like a germophobe, and going to that level of “cleanliness” can actually be harmful because your body has nothing to build up an immunity against. I only use soap after I take a crap, and I haven’t been sick in years. Also I live in NYC and am touching things that literally thousands of peoplehave touched,…

Does there need to be a side? Sometimes people just don’t like each other at all.

I’m OK with the microbes... but the chemicalzzz.... they’re everywhere!!! Your drinking water is 100% chemicals

Except they arent, and at least not any more than anything else. Also bacteria are fairly harmless usually since we’ve evolved some solid mechanisms to deal with the vast majority of them.

It doesn’t outweigh the bad, but Eunice changed the world. I love her conviction that everyone needs something to do and something to strive for. Her validation of disabled people as PEOPLE was radical for its time.

Dear people, microbes are everywhere. They’re in your hair, on your keyboard, inside the keyboard, in the air you breathe, on the towelettes you use to try to wipe microbes away. Oh, and you’re full of them. By the uncounted trillions. You might as well try to avoid contact with atoms.

If you are using actual anti-bacterial wipes vs sanitation wipes, they’ll contribute to superbacteria, rendering anti-bacterial properties useless.

Your jeans fronts are probably more gross than anything you find in the bathroom. The surface is kept nice & warm from your body heat, unless you’re one of the few people that wash their jeans after every use stuff is building up on them, food drops down there, dogs jump up on laps. Hell wiping yourself down after…

As we have illustrated literally dozens of times on this website, Russia is a big fan of American college football.

My wife is a vegetarian, I don’t attend or host Super Bowl parties, and I don’t have real-life friends to feed this to, so I’m just going to bookmark this and look at it every once in awhile in private.

Some people use PornHub, I use AllRecipes.

Cory was an addict, this is NO FUCKING WAY comparable to a pedophile who actively consumed loads of child porn and tried to share this shit with other adults.

“...but when we come onto the field, we’re here to play football. That’s everyone’s job.”

The recovery argument is just levels of fatigue. You can recovery from being tired at the end of the second half. Catch your breath, get more fluids in you, etc. A less fatigued player is less likely to get injured.

This is what you get from fan feedback:

Do you mean the Small Business Administrator in the President’s Cabinet?

I wonder if Mrs. Hampton actually said that Germany was landlocked. I wonder whether you’re lying about your entire experience. I really think you’re just trying to be a jerk and as argumentative as possible.

“Instead of the facts we know are true, I’ll make up new ones that make the black kid the wrongdoer” -an educator.

Nah. Fuck you.

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.