Alright all ya clean freaks, challenge issued: Bet you can’t tell me one instance of when you actually noticed whether or not someone washes their legs on the reg.

its not what they are talking about, its what they are not talking about.

Bill Hicks had a bit about that: “God planted those fossils!” “Why?” “To test our faith!” “Oh yeah? I think God put you here to test mine.”

i’ve known dinosaurs were real since i was little. before i even was in school and learning science.

They don’t have your GPS device of course. It’s like saying I can see where I am by opening my eyes, why can’t the person on the other end of the phone? The best they can do is cell-phone triangulation but that only tells them you’re somewhere within the the nearest three towers.

because she has an accent and someone put her in a dress to announce things other people will do.

If you look at the lyrics to “Don’t” or a song he wrote for One Direction called “Little Things” you’ll see he’s written some side-eye worthy lyrics about women. He’s also given some really douchey interviews.

Mortimer or Randolph?

It’s been a banner day for giant chickens

Same! Which isn’t fair, but... oh well.

A little of both. Personally, his music annoys me and I find him mildly douchey.

Did they at least get extra time in the plastic ball pit?

I think it just came off a bit as if...this is a SUPER-RARE example of a woman without botox, when in real life the vast majority of people don’t have it and can’t afford it. It’s definitely rare for a wealthy famous woman, but I think people are reading your post as ‘this is rare for anyone, what a unique sight’.

At this point, Guinness is skating by On reputation. There are better stouts and better Irish beers.

No you’re right, I forgot how steeped in African American and drag culture our universities are. I’m sorry I said that Australians lack subtlety when annoyed.

The problem is that you (or at least Kara) is staning an abuser and you don’t know what for cause we don’t know what they are beefing about. People are saying that Naomi has done her time, and yes she has and she keeps on assaulting people. She beats them up and is verbally abusive, People who she has also been shady…

You paint her in much too good a light.

Let me put it this way: if a man had behaved this way, we wouldn’t be laughing it off so easily. We certainly wouldn’t be talking about him as flippantly as we’re doing with Naomi. At least, not on Jezebel (which I love, btw).

My sexuality woke up when he called Molly Ringwald a bitch.

Was I the only one who rooted against Ducky in Pretty in Pink in favor of James Spader?