And everyone who saw Mark Twain while he was alive, and remembers his gait, will be severely disappointed when they go to see this movie.

I think it's a play on the show Soul Train, because the selfie is next to a piano. Hence the joke about the album title. :)

Some red wines do well with just a bit of a chill, but not as much as you'd give a white. Of course, my favorite sommelier says, "drink what you like, how you like it, and ignore the haters".

Depends if they're also showing young Twain. It's easier to add years than remove them.

Val Kilmer as Mark Twain; I would. I so would.

Yeah, he completely publicly called out Matthew Fox for being an abuser. I would hate for one text message to a person for which we have no context to define me..that's crazy.

Those were shit things to say but not everyone is graceful in aggravating situations and around annoying people. People talk shit and it's not always an indicator of being a total douchebag. Often it can be but I wouldn't claim that based on one incident. What other things has he done to show that he's an asswipe?…

I've met 2 people in this Dirt Bag. Whoopi was okay, and that face is pretty much just her face. Dominic Monaghan was super-nice, and he's kind of always been talked about as being pretty cool. I've said worse things to people I wanted to leave me alone. At least he told her to leave him alone, he could have just…

Right? I thought we were good on him?! He called out Matthew Fox and I feel like we've seen him on tweetbeat being awesome? Or maybe I have him mixed up with another hobbit.

I think they're getting ready for Stewart to leave. He's obviously had an unprecedented and phenomenal run, but you can tell he's starting to get weary — he seems punchier, in general. Oliver only took a handful of episodes to find his stride, and he's brought back a real lightheartedness to the show. I think Stewart…

You know, I don't understand the people who say "He was a celebrity/junkie so we shouldn't be sad he died. Clearly he "chose" to be addicted, plus no on here really knew him so of course we're "faking" our emotions."

At this very moment, there are guarded doorman buildings on Manhattan Island FULL of white people. Whose ancestors were born across an ocean!

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE?! BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE?!
[repeat 81 times while masturbating to a picture of Bill O'Reilly.]

White Suppression! Oh no! Honestly? It's been many, many years since an Irish person had to worry about the kind of racism that many people of color still face today. Do you have any idea what conditions are like on reservations? If you want to talk about stereotypes like "all Irish people are violent and drunk,"…

I have/had family members for whom "Yankee" is to be used as a bad word, sure. But New York uses that moniker for pride and ownership (obligatory YANKEES SUCK here). Whereas the "Redskins" thing comes from trying to look powerful by associating yourselves with a racial group you deem "savage." It's fucked.

I'm just gonna put it out there... I don't like it when the guy is the little spoon. I must ALWAYS be the little spoon.

Yes, but the article does include a section on Mennonite history, which it explains badly, resulting in people confusing the Old Colony and the Old Order, as evidenced by this Jezebel article which uses the two terms interchangeably, when they are in fact two distinct groups.

The Vice article also starts out by stating…

I think the article does make an attempt to distinguish out Old Order Mennonites specifically, but overall there's very little understanding of the Mennonite Church in general (and of course, there are several different churches that this could describe). Old Order Mennonites are far, far closer to the Amish in their…

We're informed by a manager that the water flights are actually sold out — they've had major interest since the L.A. Times piece

Maybe if we all concentrate and visualize it together! Ready...GO!