It's pretty naive to claim that anything with "never die". I bet back when all babies wore dresses, the parents thought that would never die too. Or when boys wore pink and girls wore blue traditionally.

"...this one dude I know who told my friend he found her special-needs child 'depressing'"

It is rude as hell to point at people and talk about how gross they are. What the hell is wrong with that woman?!

But...I DO get emotional and angry when I am PMSing/have my period. It's not in my head, or the power of suggestion, it is a for real awful thing I can't control. I have to be very careful with myself during that time and sometimes get crippling panic attacks, bouts of rage, and depression serious enough that I can't…

I loveeedddd Brendanoticz!!

This is LITERALLY the worst news EVER.

I only learned that there's another Rhea when I realized that Mark Wahlberg probably wasn't married to/personal training Danny Devito's no-longer-estranged wife.

I figured this out myself as a kid when I realized that the pointer only "knew" the answers to things that I knew the answers to, and realized I was pretty much talking to myself.

I need to print this out and take it to work.

Any time someone broke down in a Chris Farley sketch it was because he took it over the top. I also love the Zagat's sketch. I can hear Adam Sandler thinking "I'm going to kick your ass backstage!"

Phil Hartman! Gilda Radner! I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

She had me at "it's Mummy." Good advice and sweet. Just lovely.

Considering at least one of the jurors spoke out against the law that forced them to find how they did? Considering that-

So as a male when I'm going down on my husband I'm performing a Bro-job?

Gatorade me, Bitch!

I love this. Also: answer questions. I hate people who don't answer any of the questions. Obviously if OKC says we are 0% compatible then I cannot trust you.

I got a puppy! Well she's one, but that's still a puppy. Feels so good to have a dog again. My childhood dog had to be put down right before I left for college. I didn't think I could love a dog that much again, but after only 4 days, I think I'm finally ready. Share your furry family members here!

How could I have forgotten young Bobby, the subject of a number of erotic dreams after I saw the Rolling Thunder tour?

LEON TROTSKY, OBVIOUSLY.