I don't find him very attractive as Don Draper. Jon Hamm as Jon Hamm, let's say rapping about Taxi, however...I love a man who can nail a Reverend Jim impression.

Please sleep with me, Jon Hamm.

I'm not not the only one who can barely tolerate Maggie, right? Unprofessional, flighty, obnoxious, mess. I just keep wanting to shout at Jim to run for the hills.

Excuse me while I harvest my Moon-Time blood to perform sacred rituals while dancing nude under the starry sky. Patriarchy be damned, I can finger paint the secret rites of wymmyn on my body with my own blood and run around in public as a big middle finger to THE MAN who wants to keep me and all my sisters down by…

True facts. Although, I could take or leave the lemon. But it better be cold, and so help you if it is sweetened. If a iced tea riot breaks out, I got your back.

Whoa. I don't remember Krycek being that handsome. Nicholas Lea, I apologize for my adolescent self shunning you in favor of David Duchovny. Time to revisit that show.

I NEED this goat. Right now. Or my heart will explode.

Krycek! You handsome devil.

Did you smoke a lot of these?

Can he be Jezebel's mascot?

All I got.

I just want to know is there any reason or dissatisfaction of Mike's and I wedding that both you and Phil gave 50$ each?

Should've given a gift basket.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

Biggest boner killer? Not reading. I'm with John Waters on this one. We may like different books/authors (the Boy Heathen and I only share a few favorite books) but not knowing about huge books? Unforgivable. I went out on a date with a guy I thought I really liked. He was GORGEOUS and funny and we liked the same…

This guy.

A mispronounced word. Specifically, "supposABly" instead of "supposEDly." This was just enough to break the sheen of crush-dom, and then a bunch of other things came tumbling out.

You say the site perpetuates the stereotype of the preachy vegan, but your first speculation point sounds a little preachy. Pot, kettle?

I refuse to punish myself because cavemen were too stupid to figure out carbs.