What year was this made? What the hell is this?

I read probably a dozen of Christopher Pike's books but I don't remember what any of them are called. And saying the one with Eastern mysticism and reincarnation doesn't narrow them down any.

I'm surprisingly aroused now.

Every time I read a Kumail Nanjiani tweet, one of my ova dies of sadness that it will not become his baby. I'm running out of ova.

You're absolutely explaining this badly. Mostly because this is not "a victory for gay rights". This should be a celebration of equality and triumph over antiquated, bigoted ideals. You say "steals focus," but why should the focus be on anyone at all? Isn't that the whole point?

Senator Watson and Senator West are awesome. Wendy is incredible. I'd be crying tears of frustration and/or simply yelling, "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?" if I were her. Go Wendy.

Before watching the video, I was all "Screw beauty pageants, let's not appropriate the worst parts of the patriarchy and foist them on kids who might otherwise not have to participate."

After watching the video, I was all "This is amazing. Those girls are amazing. That lady is amazing. The world is amazing."

Projects such as this one help with what we in the disabilities field call 'community inclusion.' Anything done by the larger population can be done by those in the disability community. Let us always see each other with new eyes!

C-can we help them get that cool biker gang to protect them and guard them? I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to some teenage shitheads getting the shit beat out of them for vandalizing, spray-painting, and harassing innocent, defenseless people. Yes? Yes?

Dear Kesha: STFU

Stay strong. Someday, maybe we'll have a white president.

Because you're using a word that insults ALL black people, dumbshit. If a black person steals something from you, you call them an asshole. Seriously, why the fuck are white people so damn UPSET that they can't say "n—-er"? What in God's holy name do you think you're missing out on?

As always, my sentiments are best expressed by someone in Star Fleet.

Maybe instead the elephants will kill them. Anyone who kills an elephant should be prosecuted for murder. I say this seriously, given how intelligent they are (although I feel the same in regard to other endangered species).

I think that may have been the first honest public apology made by a group that I have believed and accepted. Kickstarter, you won me back.

You KNOW North by North West is going to be the name of both her clothing line and her fragrance.

Probably after Harry. The rest aren't as cute. I mean, Liam is nice, but no. And Zayn is a silly spelling. hahaha! Seriously, just kidding. Sorry. Tired. Don't mind me.

Gifts aren't "supposed" to be anything except optional and well-meaning.

I'm not sure if it's the first wedding you have been to, but for your next wedding... People give envelopes. I lost out on $200 covering you and your dates plate... And got fluffy whip and sour patch kids in return Just a heads up for the future :)

So goddamn terrible. As brilliant as he was as Tony Soprano, this is my favorite performance of his: