You've NEVER met a girl who'll have more than one beer? Who the fuck are you hanging out with?

I know I can't actually set that guy on fire with my mind, but I'm giving it a solid attempt right now.

I'm a die-hard liberal who has seen every episode. The one with the ouija board stuff I remember as being particularly great.

Eh, I'm fairly certain science has actually been saying that for pretty much as long as Ouija boards have been around.

Nope. Nopeity nope nope nope. I don't know if this episode would scare me as much as it did when I was nine, but I have no intention of re-watching it to find out.

The Matt Foley one ifs my favorite, and I'm glad to see it on there. I never get tired of that.

PB poptarts are awesome. And I say this as someone who never liked the various fruit varieties.

I made one of these last night (with chocolate peanut butter pop tarts and a layer of nutella) and dryness wasn't a problem. The little bit of melt from the ice cream kept it moist. I think toaster strudel would have the opposite problem and get too soggy.

Have you tried unscented ones?

Well, I know what I'm doing with the last of my chocolate peanut butter pop tarts.

Ah, okay. That's probably it. Thanks!

Just today I got a message from a guy that started "Ive noticed that you dont speak any Japanese (or have any Japanese references in your profile (score)... and your standup list is quite interesting in my opinion (double score) We should chat."

there lot of poetry and authenticity in a birth

Claude Monet. Because I love his paintings. And his epic beard.

Dietrich was the very first name that popped into my head. Damn, she was the sexiest person ever.

As someone who spent much of her childhood reading almost every Star Trek novel published, there is a huge range of quality in tie-in novels. Rob Thomas's direct involvement leaves me hopeful.

Okay, but here's the most important cake related question. Frosting: light & fluffy or rich & creamy?

You are not alone. I was cheering for Don when he dumped her.

Texas: Where even the mention of a woman's period is more threatening than a loaded gun.

I know, right? I mean, good for him, but when you're being sworn into office as a State Senator, I doubt you think that'll be something that will one day be in your job description.