emilyl
emilyl
emilyl

Ratboy was mad pretty. I somehow never had a thing for Mulder, but I guess even as a kid I always went for the bad guys in fiction. My crush patterns have been remarkably consistent.

I'm not entirely sure what it says about me that one of my (many, many) imaginary friends was a shadowy government conspiracy agent/murderer, but there you go.

I had very little hair until I was 2 or so. I got called a boy all the time. You know what my mom did? Not give a shit. She'd correct people and then go on right on dressing me in greens and yellows and gender neutral overalls.

Holy shit. I was not expecting that. What can't Rob Delaney do?

Funny, cute, geeky, totally my type. Said 'supposebly'. *shudder*

I am going to get some crunchy cookie butter and I am going to make a cookie butter and nutella sandwich. Because I'm a grown ass woman and fuck low-fat cereal.

That Doug Loves Movies thing with Maron was insane. I was in tears I was laughing so hard.

He also did one or two appearances on the podcast Walking the Room. Though be warned, for the uninitiated, WTR can be a bit...I don't know, shocking, maybe? Anyway, it definitely isn't safe for work, but he's as delightful as always on it.

Yay! I'm so glad that someone else swoon's over him. I think he's just wonderful.

I believe that is his goal.

Kirk Watson is currently my favorite old white dude.

My little sister has Down Syndrome. I couldn't even make it through this article without tearing up, so I'm going to need stop up on tissues before I even attempt to watch this.

Like so many things, it is because those people are racist bastards.

They are almost painfully cute.

Nothing will send me from feeling neutral to seething faster than "Smile, it can't be that bad!" from a complete stranger. I swear to god, next time someone tells me that, I'm going to tell them I was just diagnosed with cancer. Is that wrong? It's probably wrong, but fuck them.

Okay, now I'm actually crying.

I sincerely hope that they get crushed to death by an elephant. Or shot by another hunter. Either way.

Don't put your dick anywhere without permission. That should not be a hard rule to live by.

Good tip!