The reviewer also suggests that male doctoral candidates may have co-authored more papers than females because they can work on average 15 minutes longer per week.

That’s one hot cock.

That’s one way to prevent being Santorum’d — have your name already mean something on Urban Dictionary when you are born.

Assorted lubricants?

Block.

Is there such a thing as a basic homophobe, because nothing is less original than hating gays while wanting to suck cock in secret.

Well to be fair, Grindr is made specifically for Randy Boehning.

Which is why they cast him! Everybody who reads that and goes UCCH OLD GUY sees Gabe and says “Okay, when you put it that way...”

He even makes fusty old Fredrich Baehr in Little Women tasty.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Remember that story (which actually I think you may have linked to) where Jane Fonda was presenting him with an award and he walked out and told her that she “owed him big” or something? And Jane Fonda’s like “...huh?” and there’s like 3,000 people in the room going “...huh?”

No to Richard Branson, but yes to Klaus Nomi, if the issues of him being dead and apparently not into women could be resolved somehow. :(

I was really hoping “No, unless I get my own private island out of it” was going to be an option.

Gosh, I wouldn’t even bone young Branson. He’s like an amphibious Eric Stoltz in that second one.

I only wash my hair once a week (tmi?) and nobody (aside from my mother re: my above comment) has ever EVER said my scalp smelled bad. And I’ve asked people because my mother made me really paranoid about it.

My husband must have married me out of a deep sense of pity. I am decidedly NOT dainty if these advertisements are to be believed.

You’re supposed to use it IN your vag. Nothing a vagina likes more than a good chemical bath!

#KylieJennerChallenge

you sound like someone who doesn’t use Lysol on their junk. I bet you don’t even HAVE a husband.

This was a really well written piece, very well done. I’m at work posting on my phone so I can’t add to much else. Just a couple quick observations.