This one’s my favorite. Note, for all the younger readers out there: This is exactly what the early 2000’s were like

what KIND of girl scout cookies? If the answer is anything but do-see-do’s then this whole story is a goddamn lie, like the moon landing.

Surviving on Girl Scout cookies & cheese puffs: I’m not saying I would *choose* it, but I could think of worse ways to wait out a snowstorm.

Sounds like my mother. Anything sexual at all: “ew!” Bitch you had 4 kids and we didn’t make ourselves.

Oh I have a LIST of questions for when I finally get my Q&A session with God. Starting with WHY EXACTLY it is necessary for a baby in the womb to be given direct access to kick a pregnant ladies bladder. There are a lot of things I’m going to need explanations for frankly.

Rich transpeople still may not wanna pay their taxes.

I never thought Kanye, the man with the ego the size of a small planet, would be the voice of reason and empathy. This managed to raise my opinion of the guy.

I wish i could know what Bruce has been going through but i can’t. As a cishet straight male, i had the benefit of having my body gender and the gender of my mind/heart/soul match up. No amount of empathy can make you feel what that is like. I couldn’t imagine what i must be like to go through life knowing that you…

I am so happy for him. Forty years ago, I was a little girl who wanted to be Bruce Jenner. I wish I had known how much he wanted to be more like me. He embodied strength and endurance, and still will. I am giddy with delight that he is open and getting to be accepted and loved for himself.

He’ll never buy drugs for celebrities in this town again.

yeah I read this article and was like, yeah well, one time a dental assistant found I had five wisdom teeth.

I have an extra tooth hanging out under my regular ones. Kinda like baby vs adult teeth, it’s just there in my lower jaw. I think it’s cool. Dentists have decided against removing it because it’d mean opening up a big hole in my mouth and it’s not doing anything too bad other than pushing the two teeth around it a…

This article is obnoxiously anti-climatic for me. I’m glad the author came to terms with desire for kids but the article is supposed to be about a regenerated ovary. My little science/medical anomaly-loving heart clicked to read about the ovary. I need to know about the ovary!

Yup!

I know twins who shared wisdom teeth! As on one twin got 5 widsom teeth, and the other got 3! Was the weirdest thing.

I don’t know though - isn’t an extra tooth since of devolution? Like, I was born with four wisdom teeth, but my husband was only born with two, so he’s always HAHA! I AM HIGHLY EVOLVED. I AM ONLY HAVE TWO OF THOSE WASTEFUL TEETH THAT CAUSE ISSUES. Unrelated: Where does the extra tooth fit??

Exactly. Like OH YEAH WELL I HAVE THE POWER OF REGENERATION!

BUT I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT FIND OUT?! Now this will torture me too!!!!!

Are you a sexual gecko?