My wife and I are going to do the prudent thing this Valentine's day and pretend it doesn't exist. We'll just go ahead and love eachother like we normally do and resist the temptation, however appealing it might be, to spend our hard earned money on a useless, bullshit, fraudulent holiday.

"Liver of life"

But she's going to look so disproportional. That's 8 inches, just in her legs. Maybe an inch or two is understandable or falls within the umbrella of routine plastic surgery. But how are her doctors at all willing to do this when it is so damaging and won't even achieve her goal?

Unscientific opinion: at least a year

This is the face of a man who spends many, many hours masturbating furiously to the language in House Bill 365, and who has a lovely collection of Lulumon catalogues stashed away somewhere.

but billionaires only pay .000002% taxes so everything is perfect, please move along

So what, quit yer bitchin'.

I am starting to see America as a second world country with nice clothing, to be honest.

"Is this like the time you wanted to get an abortion?" — parent to teen regarding trip to the transit museum.

She looks like a nice person who means well.

I mean... they're not necessarily big or burly but, I hope this helps? http://hotmenwithbabies.tumblr.com/

Yeah I definitely get what you're saying here but I think that could have been accomplished by him at least struggling to tourniquet his arm then maybe stop trying as he accepted his fate. It would have been truer to his character without making him look like a hapless weenie.

I'm super depressed about this. It was definitely the most beautiful episode of TWD to date. And I cried the hardest :(

I can't believe just shouting "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME" didn't work?

For fuck's sake. Now the speculation about Bruce's appearance is killing people.

I'll remind my husband of this for our next child. Now he can worry about what his tits will look like after nursing for a year.

gdi, stop being so good at commenting

It's like the old saying:

But if that child needs health care or if the mom needs medical assistance thereafter, fuck'em. Did I get that right?

When did Bill Cosby move to Japan?