*raises hand*

Hedi Creamer

the queen referenced in the story was Mary I of England. She was also queen of Spain, but never of France. Her aunt was also named Mary Tudor and was queen of France, so it's an honest mistake.

It always struck me as a word a really repressed grandmother would use. On par with dirty pillows.

I always thought "organ" was the silliest name for a penis. It's not like I'm trying to slip a piano in.

Dick dungeon?

What's so bad about "box"?

What about a proper name, like Maude or Analise?

Made this bold statement on Twitter and now I'm going to repeat it here:

And if they try to run away, Tobey can shoot web at them and pull them right back.

How offensive. It's actually a Van Lesbian.

If this is true, it's awesome. I'm still not Googling "Joe Jonas sex tape" though.

#NotAllGoatees

If I left with a gaggle of hot people, I wouldn't even have sex with them. I'd have a sexy pillow fight. It'd look something like this:

Is Leo like using the Jonas brothers as bait to chum the waters for much younger women?

When I was 13 and Titanic-mania was at its height, I was positive that I was going to marry Leo in about ten years. Now that more than ten years have passed and I'm reading this, I feel like I dodged a bullet.

I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

Women get to choose their mates? Does this mean I can marry Jonathan Rhys Meyers?

The movie Polytechnique is really haunting! I'd never heard of this massacre before the movie If you haven't seen it-it's beautiful and so sad-the kind you'd think about later and often.