Thank you thank you thank you. This clip made me start the morning cry/laughing. Craughing.

These reminds me of a Colbert bit, when he was talking about people blaming Obama for everything. He illustrated this with a you tube video of a cat playing with water coming out of faucet and the first comment was "Obama is a fucking idiot". I don't know why, but this joke made me laugh harder than anything else I've…

I think this man is so sexy... I want to do things to him that would make Jesus - or a parrot - cry.

He is in fact brillent. I find him really hot-the slightly awkward nerdiness and accent really work for me.

So they're building a fake set? That seemed like the most obvious solution to me and I thought since there was so much freaking out about it it wasn't an option for some reason. Whatever, this is why I don't make movies...

And you didn't just punch her in the face? I would have. And then I would have been all "oh, is that inappropriate? SORRY ABOUT MY ASPERBERGER'S SYNDROME."

Penis Dildo and The Lace Fronts

I don't know if I've just been out of college to long or what, but my immediate reaction to this term was "Ugh, who wants to ruin an opportunity for a good nap with fucking?"

By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…

A few years back I had to fly on a tiny CRJ-200 regional jet from Charlotte NC back to school in Alabama. 50 seats in a two-by-two config...everyone is crammed in there. There were 48 people on my flight and I was one of the lucky two to have nobody sitting in the aisle next to me. At the last second they brought a…

This is actually Mr. BallofStess' insane travel story, but its so good I have to share! When he was 16, his family went to Greece for a summer vacation. One afternoon, on the island of Crete, he, his mom, and his dad rented a car and drove to a local beach for the day. As it got to be dinner time, they packed up and…

These will likely become "fuck pods" as well.

I loved him in the Motorcycle Diaries!

Just glad somebody got the reference.

What WAS Che Guevara doing in Iran???

Yes, cats are basically solar powered. Or so mine tell me.

"But I used to get all kinds of ridicule for putting on sunscreen, wearing big hats and big sunglasses, etc"

I just hope this means that I can get face makeup that's pale enough for me. Right now my choices are between Bobbi Brown, or this Japanese brand called Koh Gen Do. I understand that this isn't nearly the problem that black women (and men, I suppose) face in getting makeup for themselves, but I do experience a lot…

I would like to congratulate you. I had more than a few people guilt me over not coming back from Belize last year with a heavy tan. "Hey, ISpeakJive, weren't you at the beach?" "Yeah! I wore lots of sunscreen." "Yeah, OK." *eye roll*