I’m in Nashville. My cube neighbor already stated that she and her husband have started packing heat when they go to the movie theater. Yeah, that’s absolutely the answer. Put a bunch of armed people with minimal gun instruction in a dark room during a panicked situation and I’m sure everything will turn out rosy.

Yes! At first I thought that the food was taken from the market on a credit system and returned later (either the same goods or the cash for them). But now it sounds as though the food is for display only. Just pictures, no food/little food to actually eat. That’s unbelievably depressing.

Whatever day the above picture was taken must have been a big wedding day. There are several bridal couples in the background. I’m assuming this was taken at the statue.

“I’ve always wanted to watch shit while I shit.”

My husband and I happened to watch The Blues Brothers again recently after not seeing it for awhile. We were genuinely surprised at how much we laughed despite seeing it a million times already.

One summer when we were dumb teenagers, my brother and I watched Weekend at Bernie’s every. single. DAY. I still watch it every time I find it. I was so proud that day when my then six-year-old son was watching with me and made me rewind the channel marker scene repeatedly because he was laughing so hard.

Damn, you have good taste in movies.

Mr. eejm and I know most of the words to Zack and Miri Make a Porno. We can normally make each other snort just by tacking, “...like a filthy MacGuyver!” onto the end of any given sentence.

“Emiliooooooooooo!!!!”

That duck painting looks exactly like a wooden carving my grandfather made. I love the thing because he made it, it’s gorgeous, and I miss him, but I don’t think I’d want to create the decor of a whole room around it.

I remember that episode! Finn had just explained the ins and outs of being on the Down Low to everyone. They all stared at him silently, and this was his reaction.

I wondered if that was the case. They’ve been married quite awhile. I know that could mean that they didn’t want kids right away, changed their minds about them, or a zillion other thing. Best of luck to them.

I love you for this. :)

If I didn’t know better, I’d assume there was a sock in there. And perhaps a shoe as well.

I’d read the agony column for shits and giggles in high school and college. Otherwise...eh, it didn’t seem that relevant in my life.

There are here in Tennessee. Kroger and Publix seem to be more prevalent, but there are still Food Lions and Piggly Wigglies left around.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

Yes! I’ve never been able to wear eye shadow that doesn’t make me look like a) I was recently in a fist fight, or b) it doesn’t make me look tired and haggard. But lipstick just makes me look finished and defined.

My mother is 68 and is more or less a Luddite. She never orders anything online, despite the fact that she’s a catalog-ordering fool and I’ve pointed out that it’s basically the same process. Anyway, she wanted to find some pastry bag tips last winter. She charged me with the task, as there are no longer any kitchen…

Oooh, I like the idea of the plum. I know I have some blue undertones to my skin, but thanks to Yay!Acne!, I have a fair amount of red as well. I’m scared if I go too rosy I’ll look inflamed, but it’s certainly worth a try. I already use a Burt’s Bees tinted gloss as sort of a base coat to my lipstick, so maybe I’ll…