I’m the outlier among my friends in that lipstick is much more important to me than eye make up. Most of them won’t leave the house without eye shadow, but only wear lipstick on the dressiest occasions. I’ve never been able to make eye shadow work for me, but consider lipstick a must, mostly because my natural lip…

I’m a very pale lady with next to no lip color. I’m 39. Close-to-original lip color for me essentially makes me look like a corpse. I’ve always gravitated toward raisin/sable tones leaning more toward red than brown. I almost always wear lipstick as I feel, with my blah lip color, that I look washed out and without…

I usually carried a few plastic shopping bags on me specifically for this reason when my son was in diapers. Generally that kept everything contained enough and not rank until I could find a trashcan. I’ll admit that I never really cared *where* the trashcan was (a public one, that is) as long as it was an actual…

Don’t forget Liqa Madiq.

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Hey, don’t discount Benjamin Dover quite yet. I’d love to throw my vote to Oliver Clothesov, but unfortunately he’s foreign born and can’t be president. Alas.

I didn’t think it was too bad for an Adam Sandler movie. I know the bar is pretty low, but I’ve seen plenty of more appalling movies than this.

This exact thing happened to a friend of mine, stranger pee and all?

She really is, isn’t she? Her mom should appreciate her tact and candor. :D

Oh, and when she was still single, she chose me as the one to go her house after her murder and take out all of the stuff that would make her mom freak out (i.e., sex toys, condoms, etc.).

Is it Ann Rule?

There was a poster here (I believe?) who had grown up with tiger parents originally from South Korea. She described how her parents wouldn’t let she and her brother play video games as kids because they believed it would rob them of their ambition and academic potential. The poster described all of the crazy things…

I have a friend who was really into Forensic Files for awhile. She often described in great detail how she’d commit the perfect crime. Thankfully she wouldn’t do it because she isn’t a frigging sociopath, but we’ll say she had a bit of an obsession with true crime.

Kids and some other stuff that went on around that time made me get tested. It came out just after my freshman year in college. I had had sex with precisely one guy at that point, we had used condoms every time we had sex, he’d only been with one another girl, and I was still paranoid I was somehow infected.…

It wasn’t exactly done deliberately. The AC was turned off for the weekend and when it was started up on Monday, nothing happened. I’m all for saving money by not using the AC when no one is here, but this situation has happened several times this year. I’d think the repeated calls for a repair person to come out each…

That happened at my office the other day. Yep, we were most certainly lightning quick and the model of efficiency at that temp.

That isn’t true of everyone. When I’m hot I can generally cool off by sitting down and drinking something cold. But if I get too cold, it can take hours for me to warm up.

The wording of the tweet makes it sound as though the FBI is sniffing out (heh) an office crop duster.

I went to Galveston on vacation last week. I guess I’m glad I didn’t read this before I went?

I’m in regardless, but said Mexican food needs to include ceviche. Mmmm, ceviche...