FOR FUCK SAKES PAUL, “ATLAS SHRUGGED” WAS JUST A FUCKING BOOK!

If you’re just NOW getting sick of that, I dunno how you lasted this long.

“Ed Sheeran, who studies indicate totally sucks.”

They claim it’s for Maisie but really it was so Kit could appear taller than someone, *finally*.

“We noticed on the map of your genome that you have two X chromosomes instead of the normal XY configuration. According to our HR department, that means we need to pay you 50% less. Sorry about that, and maybe you should visit your doctor to get that checked out.”

I will not be voting for a man pushing 80 for president, then or ever. I like Bernie, I like parts of his message. I’m still done with the tyranny of old white men whenever possible.

Yes, because if there’s anything the average blue collar working American loves more than Hillary, it’s Socialism and Jews.

i’ll own being bitter if you’ll cop to being delusional.

People wanted a “businessman,” right? This is what businessmen do. But the government isn’t a goddamn business.

I grew up around rich people, yes. But I was raised by parents with a mindset that money was something to be saved and withheld, not by parents who spent it to nearly the level of many, if not most, of my peers.

The families that my mosque sponsored are still held up in Turkeyl and are having a very difficult period. We’re keeping them in Istanbul (despite the expenses) because we’re trying to schedule appointments with consulates from other countries and any NGOs who might help. It has been a bureaucratic nightmare just to…

Srsly. I have a lot of friends who are now looking at a great job market! There are multiple positions opening up every week. The ACLU is hiring immigrant rights positions in like three different states, and lots of smaller orgs are hiring too. It’s a huge boom for the immigration nonprofit community!

Ugh. This is going to be a busy, busy week as a result of this new ban.

So, uh, I’m an academic - is that also not ‘real work’? From what I can understand you’re only classifying manual labour as a real job, and that’s leaving out like... 70% of the modern work force.

How about you try building a strong encryption algorithm. Your car has a computer. Can you read assembly language to help control your fuel emissions? Or how about you try building a security system or temperature regulation system for your AC?

I am not a labor lawyer, but this sounds so so so illegal.

Maybe there will be some kind of constitutional amendment in the future after all the radioactive dust has settled which will retroactively strip him of the title and honours that accompany the presidency.

The problem is that the kind of people who buy into his whole thing are the same people who will never, ever admit they’re wrong and telling them they’re wrong will only upset them and make them more convinced that they were right all along somehow.

If there’s one cool thing the Trump administration’s accomplished, it’s that he’s united the survivors of the Bowling Green, Atlanta and now Sweden attacks.

Until McCain actually does something, anything aside from flapping his gums but supporting that flaming bag of orange peels at the same, he can take a seat.