I mean, if another little girl was allowed to wear a Trump shirt, it obviously doesn’t have anything to do with the teacher not thinking politics is appropriate for children.

I know it’s late but I’d like to thank all of you. I’ve lost pets before (cats and dogs) but they’ve been sick and had to be euthanized. I’ve never had one just die, so it has felt sharper somehow. As silly as it seems, I feel guilty that she didn’t wake me up or “tell” me somehow; I just wish I had been there for…

Congrats!!

I am a Nordstrom employee and one of the first things they tell you in training is that it’s “Nordstrom” not “Nordstrom’s”.

I’m in school administration, and this response makes me want to SCREAM. Your child’s rights are being violated, and for reasons that are dumb as fuck. If I were you, I’d raise hell. Contact the school board and Superintendent.

So, me and a girlfriend work for the same federal agency and have been stressing out with everything that’s been happening, rumored to be happening soon, and what-could-have-been (fuck you, Comey). About three weeks ago, during ANOTHER transition meeting where it was implied fed workers have been skating by not truly…

I wrote it a while back, but it goes with current mood

May I celebrate for a moment?? My artwork showed up in the background of a New Yorker cartoon this week!!!! No big deal...just the culmination of a lifelong dream and the coolest thing ever. Ever ever.

Ps you know what irks me? Remember squiddy boy? And how he legit was telling peeps to kill themselves and the threatening to harm himself? (Of course you remember because you were like fucker we gonna vote you out.) He was never greyed. But here I am. *one raised eyebrow*

Okay, so I use OKCupid and I have had a really good experience there. I prefer it to Tinder in that I get way more info about a person before deciding to message them—and I do message first; in general, I find I’m less impressed by the guys who reach out to me. I tend to vet whom I message pretty vigorously (for…

And you’re grey!? Shame on the Jez writer that did that. I see you on the Root a lot and enjoy you there. I hope you’re good too, it’s definitely a tough time to maintain sanity and health...uuuuggghhhhhhh

Accomplishments thread:

Happy Saturday!

Hey y’all. I just turned 29, and heading into this new year I have realized something about myself- I don’t identify as straight any more.

Oh, hey — for anybody who hadn’t heard yet, that guy from Utah who was profiled in Big-Time Small-Time Dicks yesterday ended up resigning before the day was over.

Lana Del Rey is a real guilty pleasure of mine. Her whole concept is the antithesis of anything I want in my own life, but I love her voice and the chill sound that most of her music has. This new track is really good! I’m also listening to the new Jidenna album today, really digging this track:

CONGRATULATIONS!

Stop ungreying and arguing with trolls. That is all. Happy Saturday everyone.

I skipped last week I’m sorry!

Yo witches. I’m recovering from my Trump PTSD with a bottle of white wine and the satirical equivalent of cunnilingus + xanax: www.hillarybeattrump.org