What is racial appropriation for $500, Alex

omg, you just blew my mind. I am not on mat leave and my husband and I talk about Hillary and David’s weird and uncomfortable will-they-won’t-they thing like it’s a real thing. We... have no lives.

It’s true. I started hate-watching, but now I just watch-watch it. My husband is in the hate-watch phase. Slowly, slowly...

I borrowed it from the library, and had to return it— I started feeling literally nauseated at the beginning of the book and couldn’t shake it off. I’d like to go back to it, but have yet to do so. Another time!

sophie’s choice

even jasmine is shocked

You do realize you are engaging with a troll? Stop. Don’t worry: plenty of people agree with you.

When I was in between jobs, I spent the entire time in yoga leggings. By the time I went in to my new job, I was horrified. #neveragain

DON’T!!! They grow with you and you won’t ever know it until you put on a pair of normal pants and then it’s TOO LATE

is this real life? and where is this real life?

I use pinterest to ‘pin’ recipes that I’m interested in— but rarely do I use a recipe I find on it that others have pinned— because mostly the recipes are: take a can of soup, mix it with cheese, add butter. Which is good, but... not very healthy... (also, lettuce leaves as bread? NO).

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Please stop using antibacterial soap!!!!! (unless you are immunocompromised).

I bought my pepper grinder from the dollar store and it can open...

Jay Z had donated to her institution 2 years ago.

interesting... maybe being republican gives you dry mouth?

My head literally exploded when I read the statement.

It was marco rubio... he’s so thirsty!

I think Rubio is just too busy drinking copious glasses of water