Have you tried breastmilk? I’ve heard it cures everything. Sore nipples? Breastmilk. Baby acne? Breastmilk. Back pain? Breastmilk. 100%.

I guess I’m going to be the only person to say this: Tom Cruise is a movie star, and I know he’s nuttier than a pecan log but I think his movies are entertaining as hell. Is it worth it to go see in the theatres? No. But if I’m stuck on a plane for 5 hours, I will watch Knight and Day. And the Mission Impossible…

Most of all, do not stop voting.

They probably shouldn’t automatically agree

More like Romania’s FED UP team, amiright???

Not scientific, but I would wager the fambly:familia ratio is roughly 20:1

EXCUSE you, but it’s pronounced “FAMBLY”

She’s likely Chinese, of which “Juan” is pronounced ju-anne.

You’re so right about fabrics. Fabrics from way back when weren’t the same as they are now. Sure, current fabrics are flimsier, but they’re also more comfortable to wear, and STRETCH. I, too, love cocktail dresses form the 50's, but you better not breathe too heavily, because those fabrics are not forgiving.

When you’re a child who is deep into video games, it’s borderline torture not to have your parents (people who are supposed to care for you) not give you what you need.

Since when do parents have to buy everything a kid wants?

My cat’s gifts are the half-dead vermin around in the house and outside.

I absolutely agree with your premise.

lol, I was going to say: whitewashing of literature! *insert statement on racial bias in the media*

I believe her name is “Marie Kondo”

Whoa whoa whoa. I have love in my heart for all dairy and dairy-adjacent products, and a grilled American cheese sandwich is the Gold Standard in grilled cheese sandwiches.

This is how I make my creme brulees. Use the broiler setting. It really isn’t hard at all. Just watch that they don’t burn completely.

*Insert Lucille rolling her eyes*

The voter said the speech clinched her nomination.

I don’t need or even want every movie to be heart-wrenching and breath-takingly good. Sometimes I want to sit in a theatre with my husband, eat way-too-expensive concession snacks, and watch Tom Cruise run his little legs across the screen- and he’s damn good at it! Adam Sandler and Kevin James, however... I haven’t…