Pfft. I raise you a clicky pen and a reusable grocery bag.

I like the older guy's method better.

Question: what's a good macbook antivirus program?

My in-laws like to take pictures of themselves on their vacations. What results is a 30-minute slide-show presentation that looks like you stood in front of a green screen and super-imposed your body in a swimsuit in front of a beach. Times 100.

She's not even hot enough to reject someone!

"Toronto cold" is an oxymoron...

Wow. I read the article from the Atlantic, and that artist is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

It's because women hover. A TON of women hover. And the tampon thing? Probably because they couldn't find the garbage can in the stall. You're not supposed to flush them down, so they wrapped it up and put it behind the seat. The used TP on the ground? I'd say the result of double-teaming: one person dropped a wad of…

why don't you offer to pay for her dinner/drinks?

I've been told cats knock glasses down because they're thirsty— if you're feeding your cat dry food all the time, maybe introduce wet food more, and apparently the knocking stops.

Tried and tested Step 5: Exit

The picture is showing how to 'supreme' an orange. I do this occasionally, without a glove, and haven't cut myself yet, but... one can never be too safe?

My tip: ignore everybody here.

I just assumed that he likes following the rule of "always leave something to the imagination"... in this case, it's his right nipple.

My orange tabby was named "Dexter" at the shelter, and we kept it... naming a cat after a fictional serial killer seemed pretty accurate to us.

My neighbour's cat is named "Lucky", but the husband calls him "Blackie"... the cat is black, but my husband and I don't know if it's racial or not. (We are leaning on yes, but they seem like such nice people... *sigh*)

Not "Stephen Harpurr"?

I assumed it was a more modest Borat swimsuit. In black.

I've liked him since The Town. The casting for that movie was spot on.