Canadian seconds and American seconds are the same. Canadian seconds just come with free healthcare.

Worst Mustang?

That’s a in insult to tuna cans. This is what you throw a used tuna can into when you’re done with it.

““I appreciate the fact that it’s drawing attention to the fact that we’d like people to slow down and not be on their phones”

I suspect that they will be official car of the Trump Regime so prices will skyrocket, with special editions like “January 6th’ with pre broken windows and Charlottesville with Tiki Torches in the bed. With the penultimate 47 model with flags and eagles and dead immigrants and orange furry seats with a 600% markup 

We would reduce road fatalities if only we had more guns.

Pontiac GTO. Underrated sports car that was let down by its looks not effectively telegraphing the performance. I dig the looks, BTW. Mechanically, parts availability should be just fine, as long as you don’t crash it and need body panels. The ones in your price range are probably gonna be rough around the edges, but…

I thought the answer was fairly easy.

I totally forgot these existed. I haven’t seen one in a long time.

It will go the distance, it will not go for speed.

Sure, it's got 300k miles, but if those maintenance records check out, this is a NP. Another case of buying the owner, not the car.

Or wrapped around a lightpost.

They’ll all be stolen soon, don’t worry. 

Pulls the DUI list (from 2022)...

AUD-e was right there...

When your advertising consultancy firm does zero work and you still close the deal

It’s a bit pricey for sure, but these cars are rare, especially if you’re looking for one that isn’t total garbage.

Irrational NP. It’s not a sensible Scandanavian machine or price but I want it anyway. 

Well hitch up my belt, get me in the left lane on a Florida highway doing 50 with my left blinker on and pop some Sinatra in the 8-track, I have an early bird special dinner to get to.