Nissan is like the online dating profile that says, “I used to be a 7, now I’m a 4, but I still act like I’m a 9.”

What he said.  I'd take the BMW 2002 ute over this. The base car is equally legendary and it has a working tailgate 

That explains why my wife is happy just sitting in the garage at night....

Can't wait for them to product-place this feature in the next Bond movie

A bit? You’re at boss level douche if you’re driving a Cybertruck. And a case of ED your doctor can’t even treat.

Why pay $750 a month to announce you’re a bit of a douche when everybody probably knows it already?

Wake me up when I can get one at $750 per month and $0 down ...

The answer to this is a Toyota Sienna.  Or a Honda Odyssey.  That’s it.

But, like, a base GT-R. Not a V-spec or anything desirable...

Or 1 R34 GTR

There is also the issue that unless it was already there putting in rail specifically involves destroying buildings to get installed, and want to guess where that historically happened, brown areas.

I still remember the first time I went to LA as a relatively poor, just out of college kid. We rented a double twin room with 4 of us and when we asked the front desk about busses they just laughed at us. We were coming from Philly which doesn’t have the best pub trans, but was lightyears ahead of LA. Then the next…

Musk bought Twitter then allowed all of the Nazis back on Twitter. He knows EXACTLY what he was doing.

Honestly the best space engineers still work with boobs all day. 

Giving a new meaning to the Hofmeister Kink

Member when everybody complained about the ‘Bangle butt.’

Such a stunningly fugly car.

Doug Demuro (who has his own list of annoying stuff he does) recently said that there are just too many of the ‘special’ cars now for them actually to be special. I’d never thought of it like that, but that feels completely true to me.

Indeed. I have far more fun watching someone review like an old 1990 Pontiac 6000, then I do the latest $2 Million Dollar halo car that they are only making 14 of, and all have already been pre-sold, and you’ll never see one in real life, unless you know a billionaire with a climate controlled storage vault “garage”.