Easy choice. When they tried driving the truck, it kept on turning wide right.

(Yes, I am a Giants fan, and yes I will keep on making that joke.)

https://archer.fandom.com/wiki/Pipeline_Fever

Maybe deep down I’m afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it’s the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Up next for DeSoto County, stripper cops at your bachelor/bachelore party? Think again!

Adapt it for the US market so it can run on Big Altima Energy. We have an almost limitless supply.

Someone just put "electric Civic Coupe" into the AI program.  

Well, I would too, if passengers are getting that wet!

Failure to yield to faster traffic in the left lane!!! You’re not making the highway safer, you’re raising the risk of an accident from people passing on the right.

As for the two American tourists who got the car stuck in the first place, they apparently abandoned the car and took a train back to their hotel.

Ding ding ding.  There is a reason my local RallyCross just used this picture. The slides this guy gets are just awesome.

Now you have me looking up 3-series wagons in Germany. Not as cheap as I’d thought, but here are a couple of nice choices. Figure around $4k for import?

When I see Mercedes Drivers Collide, my first thought is, “well, someone is going to be late for school drop-off this morning.”

Yet another Jalopnik article about flippers!!!!

So they’ll be parked in a garage for a year and then flipped?

At least it will get Matt Farah some more business at his new location.

This. Exactly.

Just like AMG - Alles Mehr Geld.

Can’t wait to see this featured in a Ring commercial.

Drive? Don’t they have Eurocopters?