FIFY:

“Salesman told me it was just like buying a BMW.” - this guy.

But it will live on for years on FB Marketplace and CL.

He was a highly trained mercenary.  Totally believable!

That’s what you get for requiring AM radio in all vehicles!

Dammit! I had “hotel room balcony fall” in the pool. Too obvious I guess.

It’ll kill range, but that’s just begging to have a motor swap.  

Come on Elon, just flat price all models at $69,420. You know you want to. Do it!

Worth it to rebadge as a Panamera. NP.

Contains a microphone and a mechanism to self-destruct if the wearer ever refers to a “Porsch” instead of “Por-shuh.”

In addition to observing odd shark behavior during a dive

Living in PA, a good coating of poop might actually improve the road, or at least smooth out the ride.  I have no doubt that PennDOT could generate sufficient poop if needed.

This is the one I remember. I think he’s driven several.

Compared to the usual RCR video, this is like the Top Gear where they’re limited to “factual filming.”

I think that one had a Kia twin turbo V6 drivetrain.

Everybody scream!

Search Amazon for “fake vents,” add a can of gold spray paint, and you’re set.

Unless opening up Superchargers to the whole world drags them down to the level of the rest.