Yep. It’s always high profile male celebrities TMZ carries water for.

Same. I loved so much of his early and mid career work. Really feels like mourning at this point.

That’s such a sad picture... I’d watch a movie about sad johnny shedding his personality

I kinda blame the Pirates movie because that was the one that gave him that final boost into box office stardom. He’d been a star for a long time before that, but for his acting. This too. But the subsequent sequels seemed to find him losing himself in the character, while adding even more unappealing elements from…

Leo’s nearing this list.

Woody Allen

I agree about Malkovich: indeed, his creepy soft voice from various roles should put him in the running, but you’re right: he’s avoided it.

He’s actually really good in the first Pirate movie. The performance is over the top because the character is silly, but he’s very good. It was after the movie got so big and he got all those nominations that he went over the top. That was when he started phoning it the fuck in and just let the money roll in.

Can we add musicians? If so, I’d like to nominate Mick Jagger.

Farewell Depp crush. It’s already been pretty much dead for the past 10 years, but still, I never really said goodbye to it.

I used to believe in that. Not anymore.

Absolutely. I have unfortunately far too much experience with DV and it always involved a drunk.

what doesn’t bode well is TMZ not being taken more to task for the weirdly pro-depp tone of their story. for a story that lasts but a brief few paragraphs they clearly insinuate that she is making it up. as if his mother dying is enough to explain away the fact that he looks like a bloated cirrhosis-fueled walking…

He’s probably too lazy for missionary. She’s on top doing the work with the added bonus that if he’s on his back, his wrinkles are pushed back.

Now he and Winona can get back together!

So they’ve been together a year and a half, they were in a movie 3 years before they married, ... they were probably hooking up, a movie takes about a year to make and release, she was about 21 when they met? Yeah, it’s legal but there is a great age and power differential there, maybe she grew up, maybe the smell got…

Meh, I don’t like either of them but Amber is young and shouldn’t waste any more of her life and youth on this drunk mess.

Did you declare it in less than 140 characters? Because that might be the problem.

You are living your greatest life, friend.