Fun fact, I am also in this same position right now

I am just enjoying this divorce so much.

You’re doing the Lord’s works. This is exactly what God would do if he were here.

You should sue. I know a lawyer who works pro bono.

Maybe they’re starting out with the flat affect so that no one will notice when they age and get botoxed into expressionlessness.

I’m amazed that Caitlyn didn’t drop the hammer (or a fist full of medals) on Tyga early on. There is a wide, wide strain of self absorption in those bloodlines.

I feel like hanging out with Reese and Shailene would be like the social equivalent of having to watch a yogurt commercial where a woman is giggling and lounging all over on repeat for like 3 hours and they’d for sure ask you if you thought you should really be having another when you desperately try to flag down the…

Omg that was the best thing I read all week! So perfect!

He was so pretty. God, he was so pretty. She really must have had her famous, vintage Depp goggles on (or her money goggles on, or love goggles, or all of the goggles).

Or she had a childhood crush on him, was overjoyed by the fact that she could capture his attention, spent enough time with him that the shininess wore off, and then she realized he was just another crusty old man. That does suck about his mom, but dude married a 20-something. They’re not known for being mature and…

People rarely learn they’re divorcing via divorce papers. More realistically, this has been something they’ve been planning for awhile, and he was either aware she was done with the marriage or is maybe even as eager to get out of it as she was.

is skeeviness grounds for divorce? cokebloat? guyliner?

Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

Good for her. I used to be obsessed with him but everything about him screams “skeezy old man” right now.

Between this and the math post I am so happy for her. A love of learning is always rewarding, no matter what else comes your way.

Truth. Faux depth or not, I hope Brit is feeling every ounce of this bit of wisdom and is finding all the acceptance within herself.

Amen to wisdom in whichever form it comes.

Stopped by to say, Jane Wiedlin is my friend’s Aunt. Though, I’ve never met her.

Goddesses.

Yes Jesus let it be so. The matte lip in various shades of Corpse need to be over. Hideous on 20-something’s and impossible for us 40-something’s.