I hated that ridiculous movie. She was okay though.

Because she can speak Russian.

I was teaching a college class and wrote something on the board and turned around to a raised hand. The student said, “The zipper at the back of your skirt is unzipped.”

Same here: I’m almost sixty and live near a beautiful lake in which I’ve never taken a swim (in all the years I’ve lived here) because I gained a bunch of weight over the menopause years and can’t bear to wear a bathing suit in public.

I kept wondering why that child model looked so familiar, but then I decided she was one of Nurse Jackie’s daughters. This kid (Daisy Tahan), who does kinda look like Suri Cruise:

I know this is weird, but I was inordinately bugged by a similar thing: a friend asked a mutual friend to bring me a bag of his old clothes to donate to a homeless shelter where I volunteered. However, the “messenger” friend first went through the bag and took out a few items of clothing and kept them for herself.…

I don’t think she might get in trouble; I think she will. If the cops have been informed, aren’t they compelled to investigate? And what she did was criminal.

It’s not “akin to” it IS.

And I’m not even buying that she meant to send it to only one person. You don’t go to all that trouble (and insert yourself into the pic) for one person.

Thanks—yes, you’re right. I was just thinking, “I can’t believe people like this exist” and “I’m never going to the gym again,” but you’re absolutely right: the outrage is very gratifying.

Exactly. I’d like to see how much she’ll be laughing when she ends up on the sex offenders registry.

I think she will have to know because the gym informed the police and they will have to investigate the incident, which will involve informing the victim.

She didn’t make a mistake.

Yeah—I know it’s Jezebel and all, but this whole piece seems particularly mean-spirited.

Same. And I’m an old.

I KNOW, RIGHT?? I’m a 60-year-old woman with a 60-year-old woman’s body and I always think exactly that: Anyone who looks at me and judges is an asshole, BUT it never occurred to me that some asshole would film me in the shower!!!

Whenever I hear Scott Baio’s name, all I can think about is Adult-DiaperGate:

Yeah, I get this. Avocado toast never occurred to me until a friend told me about it and now I eat it like crazy. Everyone has their own twist on it, and I like reading those twists.

Fuck you.

Come ON. We finished the US national anthem when the singer’s mic cut out!!!