The joke is that Canadians spell it “savour” (we use (mostly) British spelling).

And hey, Leslie Nielsen? Canadian!!

Dat note. Oy.

Yeah and I used to marvel at how polite the Brits were.

Khloe can’t leave that fuckin’ scalp alone. Except when she’s patting her curls.

He is the worst. And I started watching this damn show only in January.

What are they drinking? Zucchini wine?

Name him “Kevin,” then he’ll always love his mummy.

I think you have your answer.

Is your name “Angel”?

Wow—you have a keen sense of the asshole.

As was Ashley.

I’ve never liked my name because it sounds too feminine and feels too vulnerable. If I were self-indulgent enough to change my name at this late stage, it would be to Gráinne (pronounced GRAN-ya). Even though it ends with an “a” sound, it begins with the ferocious “GR” and contains an accent, which gives gravitas, but…

There’s a bit more news now—the dad was interviewed by the police:

I know, right? Each time I see that someone on FB has posted a selfie with the Beauty Face app, I know it’s just a matter of time.

You’ll find the first part of the book particularly interesting then because the therapists talk about how they have these clients who exhibit the characteristics of adult children of alcoholics....but their parents weren’t alcoholic. They eventually come to understand that children raised in a narcissistic family…

Sorry, but Bumble and Bumble products are just too damn expensive for what they are. I’ve tried their Hairdressers Oil, which cost me fifty bucks, and isn’t as good as Moroccan Oil, which is pricey, but twenty bucks cheaper. I’ve tried their dry shampoo, which was super expensive and just a crappy, ineffective powder,…

Sorry, but Bumble and Bumble products are just too damn expensive for what they are. I’ve tried their Hairdressers…

Oh god...that’s horrible. I’m sure you’ve read everything out there on NPD and BPD, but one of the books I read had a greater impact than all the others. It’s actually a clinical book (not a self-help book), so it’s a bit pricey for a Kindle book ($18 USD): The Narcissistic Family by Pressman and Pressman:

I’ve been thinking about this as well: I’m wondering if in addition to an obvious mental illness, she was one of those narcissistic parents who sees her children as, at best, an extension of herself and, at worst, mere appliances to do her bidding, act as her narcissistic supply, etc.

She used the Beauty Face app on her phone.