But you will bring up your child with your values, so that won’t happen with your son. This guy’s problem is that he was raised by a father who clearly places greater value on men than women.

Indeed.

Gloria threw up on the bus on Monday?

OMG—that’s HILARIOUS.

I’ll take this kind of normal aging any day over the Paul McCartney approach: Sir Paul’s had so much surgery, he looks like one of the Real Housewives.

He’s weirdly more attractive with an American accent. I think his face is more animated and he mugs more when he speaks with his native British accent. He’s more deadpan with the American accent, which is sexier.

Wait until you get to the point where there is no actual flesh on the back of your hands, just skin through which you can see every bone and big fat vein. Smatter on a few age spots and, oh my, what a thing of beauty!

Like a 1970s boyfriend: what they thought was courtship was actually stalking.

I was just a few years too old when Sesame Street started in the 70s, but I LOVED Zoom!!

Shaking my head over how many fucking stories have been published over the last several days that involve violence against women.

Especially since that bra isn’t even orange.

Fuck me: someone’s created a device to facilitate breathing while cunnilingusing, but no one’s create an anti-gagging device for felating??!!

Oh god, for twenty years I was afraid to go to a therapist because I thought I’d be told to leave my marriage. Turns out that imaginary therapist was right!

But Shitakim Kardashian lives.

I’m anti-death penalty as well, but if I were that dad, I’d kill that sucker in a heartbeat.

That must have been what made him snap. In these circumstances, I’d be lunging as well...and I’m a sixty-ish woman.

For a very large man, he moves quickly...and with a certain elegance. And I do hope he got a few good shots in.

OMG—and when he gets pissed off at the focus group. I died.

My favourite: “Don’t give me that Quaker-in-a-titty-bar look.”

The episode where Amy is working at (I think) a campaign office and keeps saying horrible things, and everyone (normal) is shocked by her, and she has to keep apologizing.