No! I will now though!! Thanks!!

Iannucci is flat out brilliant. I am so surprised by the greatness of Veep because I incorrectly assumed that type of meanness would not translate to funny with an American audience.

Oh god—write that down and post it here. Jonah and Dan FOREVER!!

EXACTLY. I mean you can’t force someone to be engaged, but someone shouldn’t force THEIR disengagement on you!!

Y’know, you will be ruining the moment for some other people, and for that reason alone, you shouldn’t do it.

????? Anthony? How could you spell it any other way?

Emily?

Yeah, “Joe” is so anglo.

I had a boss named “Joe,” but all his Italian friends called him “Peppy.” It took me years to figure out that it’s a common diminuitive of Giuseppe.

I know, right?!

Took me a while as well. It’s a bit precious though, eh? Like, if your name was “Linda” and you called yourself “Inda” for short.

Thank you for this. This is why I read the comments.

At least this one’s age appropriate and doesn’t already have a fiancee and child.

She’s the worst interviewer, but Larry King is terrible as well. He never listens to the answers his guests gives; he just waits until they’re finished talking, so he can ask the next scripted question. I can’t stand an interviewer who does not react to the material in front of them. Marc Maron is a good interviewer…

Fuck that, eh? I used to love Sean Connery and then that fuckwad spoke (unapologetically) of the necessity to slap a woman when she needed it and my love dried up into a cold, hard pit of disgust:

My first thought was that he’d done it to her before. Like they go back to his place and she passes out from the roofie. After he’s raped her, he tucks her in on the couch and tells her the next morning that she passed out.

Yeah, I feel a bit guilty for enjoying it so much the other day. I actually wonder whether his previous partners will now step up with their own stories of his violence. He’s been a drunk for a long time and has had many partners during that time. Kate Moss must have a few.

I know. I went from cackling over each new post on the divorce to ah-shit-this-is-just-tragic in about a second and a half. I just feel sorry for that poor woman now.

Yeah, once the pictures of her bruised face appeared, I assumed everyone would be Team Heard, but I guess not.

As is Matthew Mc-Shirt-off.