I agree about Malkovich: indeed, his creepy soft voice from various roles should put him in the running, but you’re right: he’s avoided it.

That’s the only one I saw, and I agree: he was great. I heard at the time that he modeled the character on Keith Richards....but then he never seemed to get out of character after that.

Okay, then I’ll add Paul McCartney and (hate to say it cuz I love him) Van Morrison.

Was it the first Pirates film where he jumped the shark and became a parody of himself...or was it earlier?

Also: entrenched misogyny.

Booze.

Oh god. And I’ll get my commupance because I was cackling over celebrity gossip and eating weed cookies, rather than reading something elevating and sipping camomile tea.

I suspect their sex life was mostly based on the following equation:

They’re just thinkin’ with the wrong head.

Can you even imagine the drunken fights? It would be glorious.

I have to agree!! I’m on a little island, in a cabin in front of a roaring fire....there’s thunder and lightening outside, and here I am cackling away at poor old Johnny Depp’s divorce when I should be reading Howards End or some other good novel. If the internet goes out, I’m fucked.

Like a KinderSurprise!!!

Storytime.

Don’t you know any bloated, old drunks? They don’t really think straight.

So...Chrissy Teigen skipped lunch?

Supplying a context in a world that’s increasingly context free—that’s my role in the world.

I don’t think that’s the case, actually. I don’t the the prosecution adequately proved their case.

I took that to mean that it was the third “favour” he’d done for her that week, so NOW she owed him three BJs. Clearly, I parsed that out for far too long.

I always kind of liked him and even kind of like some of Coldplay’s music, but he’s just so damn boring. Watch Car Karaoke with Adele and then watch it with Chris Martin and you’ll see the what I mean. The only other one who comes close to this boring is Gwen Stefani.

No...the kids are doing the Dab: