See Katie Holmes.

You MUST. They seem to eat salads all day and they drink out of take-out cups with straws all day as well!! Watching them eat and drink without disturbing their makeup and hair is a very strange and addictive thing. Other things to watch for: Khloe constantly patting her long curls (meanwhile, in the next scene, her…

But the porcelain is so cool on your cheek when you are hungover have the flu.

“Reasonable” would have been stepping in when her teenage daughter started sleeping with a father in his mid-twenties. I started watching KUWTK in January and am hooked (mostly because I am FASCINATED by the way they eat their endless supply of big salads), but the first thing I noticed was that the youngest teenage…

She should threaten him with a statutory rape charge.

And her mother has her taking an accounting course? THAT’s her solution? How about stepping in when your sixteen-year-old daughter begins a relationship with a FATHER in his mid-twenties?

Same. They both have such purse-able lips.

Well, that’s because you bought Canadian white pants. They’re made with a special chemical that keeps them shiny white, but is not FDA approved.

The link doesn’t work. What’s the jist?

And the fact that he’s gross.

Well, he does seem brain damaged.

Yeah, he keeps trading younger.

OMG—I thought he was wearing a thong.

Really? I didn’t know. I thought it was just memorization and guesswork. I guess I’d better watch that documentary that keeps showing up in my Netflix suggestions.

Okay, that kid is adorable, but I really don’t get it.

And don’t forget this.

Oh god, back in 1981, I SO wanted to be a GoGo...especially Belinda: she is a goddess. I still know every word to every song.

Ha! And the last thing that girl needs is a paralytic agent. Her affect couldn’t get much flatter than it is. I’m desperate for this flat-affect trend to end.

Of course it’s not. However, some women enjoy wearing make-up, so I don’t think we want to “fuck make-up,” do we?

I’m more than 10 years older, but I still love shopping at Sephora. I pick up every cool thing I see, and then go through my basket and take out 90% of my selections. I think the attraction is more the process of make-up shopping than the ownership.