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Oh god—the late 70s contouring. I thought I looked so hot with that shit until one person too many asked me if I had dirt on my cheek.

Why is it that something that starts out cool and fresh so quickly becomes a parody of itself? Though I have naturally thin 90s eyebrows, I actually love the look of the thicker eyebrows that are currently in style, but, holy shit, those squared-off brows that seem to be painted on with a stencil are hideous and

OMG—that was from the “ejacalat” scene!!

I’d go with a colon, but I take your point.

Go ahead. I did, and it was totally worth it in terms of how many times I got to scream, “WHO THE FUCK BEHAVES LIKE THIS?”

From what I understand, xoJane pays $50 an article, so I don’t think so.

This is one of those times when you want to say, “The common denominator is YOU.”

That’s not why she cried. Indeed, I was so confused by her crying over forms that I actually went back and re-read it: she was crying because she was told she couldn’t take holidays in October, November, and December.

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“Get in that ass, Larry” can put me in a good mood even when I’m in the pits of hell. What amazes me is that the actors make up their own dialogue. Leon is pure brilliance:

Man, do I ever want to read that article.

OMG—Leon was THE BEST character on the entire show. When he joined Larry in New York, I died of happiness.

Ha—you again! The articulate voice of reason and intelligence! Thank you!!

I’ve always thought that David was trying to be honest about the fraught nature of race relations in America (in, for example, the extended storyline about the Black family or his relationship with Wanda in Curb). I took the statement about Hamilton to be David’s perhaps clumsy attempt to suggest a kind of continuing

HA!

Ha! My powers of deduction are not what I think they are! I figured you were English because of your spelling and I figured that you were an academic because of your adherence to MLA/APA conventions in the quotation.

Very well said. Seriously, this is the best response I’ve read on this.

Jesus. She’s writing a comment on her phone, not a dissertation.

I think Bobby Cannavale is great and hugely underrated in that he always seems to be cast as a kind of dumb thug character. Anyway, one of my favourite movies of all time is Rachel Getting Married and his ex-wife, Jenny Lumet (Sidney Lumet’s daughter, Lena Horne’s granddaughter) wrote it. I’ve watched it, like, ten

OMG—I thought it was good!!! I’m not American, and I think the only Southern accents I’ve heard are ones that sound like Foghorn Leghorn (as TheLibrarienne notes), so it seemed fine to me. Meanwhile, I’m still reeling over Chloe Savigny’s terrible, terrible English accent in an otherwise rather good show—Hit and Miss.

THANK YOU! I could barely handle it when they were playing lovers on Mad Men, and now this?!!